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		<title>Girl&#8217;s stinky sneakers win her $2,500</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thirteen-year-old Katharine Tuck’s sneakers has the most rotten, vilest smelling sneakers ever, not to mention how bad it looks.
Now, at least, the Utah  seventh-grader can afford some new ones.
On Tuesday, she out-ranked six  other children to win $2,500 in the 32nd annual National Odor-Eaters Rotten  Sneaker Contest, stinking up the joint with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="textBodyBlack">Thirteen-year-old Katharine Tuck’s sneakers has the most rotten, vilest smelling sneakers ever, not to mention how bad it looks.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />Now, at least, the Utah  seventh-grader can afford some new ones.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />On Tuesday, she out-ranked six  other children to win $2,500 in the 32nd annual National Odor-Eaters Rotten  Sneaker Contest, stinking up the joint with a pair of well-worn 1½-year-old  Nikes so noxious they had the judges wincing.</p>
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		<title>Shocking true stories about people who mocked God!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very interesting, read until the end&#8230;..It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
&#8220;Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Here are some men and women who mocked God :
John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: &#8220;Christianity will end, it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very interesting, read until the end&#8230;..It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):</p>
<p>&#8220;Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.</p>
<p>Here are some men and women who mocked God :</p>
<p>John Lennon (Singer):<br />
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: &#8220;Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him&#8221; (1966).</p>
<p>Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.</p>
<p>Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):<br />
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.</p>
<p>Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.</p>
<p>Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):<br />
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: &#8220;God, that&#8217;s for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.</p>
<p>The man who built the Titanic<br />
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: &#8220;Not even God can sink it&#8221;</p>
<p>The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic .</p>
<p>Marilyn Monroe (Actress)<br />
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: &#8220;I don&#8217;t need your Jesus&#8221;. <script><!-- D(["mb","\u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tA week later, she was found dead in her apartment . \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tBon Scott (Singer) \u003cbr\>\n\t\tThe ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: &quot;Don&#39;t stop me, I&#39;m going down all the way, down the highway to hell&quot;. \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tOn the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit. \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tCampinas (IN 2005) \u003cbr\>\n\t\tIn Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend&#8230;..The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\t&quot;My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You..&quot; She responded: &quot;Only If He (God) travels in the trunk, cause inside here&#8230;..it&#39;s already full &quot; \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tHours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, \u003cbr\>\n\t\tthe car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact \u003cbr\>\n\t\tThe police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken. \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tChristine Hewitt Jamaican Journalist and entertainer Said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tIn June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle . \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tMany more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive . \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\t&quot;Jesus&quot; \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tP.S: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to send this? \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tI have done my part, Jesus said: &quot;If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before My Father.&quot; \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>\n\t\tYou are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way! \u003cbr\>\n\t\t\u003cbr\>&#8221;,1] );  //&#8211;></script></p>
<p>A week later, she was found dead in her apartment .</p>
<p>Bon Scott (Singer)<br />
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: &#8220;Don&#8217;t stop me, I&#8217;m going down all the way, down the highway to hell&#8221;.</p>
<p>On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.</p>
<p>Campinas (IN 2005)<br />
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend&#8230;..The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:</p>
<p>&#8220;My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You..&#8221; She responded: &#8220;Only If He (God) travels in the trunk, cause inside here&#8230;..it&#8217;s already full &#8221;</p>
<p>Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,<br />
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact<br />
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken.</p>
<p>Christine Hewitt Jamaican Journalist and entertainer Said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.</p>
<p>In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle .
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		<title>Cops can be gay as long as they don&#8217;t sway</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fiona</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Cops told: Be gay, just don&#8217;t sway. This is the title of a news article from a major Philippine newspaper The Philippine Star, written by Cecile Suerte Felipe.
The Philippine National Police (PNP) has issued a warning to gay officers not to sway their hips or display suggestive behavior while on duty or they risk losing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cops told: Be gay, just don&#8217;t sway. This is the title of a news article from a major Philippine newspaper <a target="_blank" href="http://www.philstar.com/philstar/news200703236601.htm">The Philippine Star</a>, written by Cecile Suerte Felipe.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Philippine National Police (PNP) has issued a warning to gay officers not to sway their hips or display suggestive behavior while on duty or they risk losing their jobs.</p>
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<p>Philippine National Police or PNP spokesman Chief Superintendent Samuel Pagdilao said, &#8220;If they sway their hips while marching, or if they engage in lustful conduct, I think that will be ground for separation from the service.&#8221;<br />
According to Pagdilao, the PNP does not look at the sexual preference of individual police officers but they should be wary and be strict in the conduct and behavior of the law enforcers. He said if a police officer acts immorally or is indecent he could be sanctioned or dismissed from the police service. Cross dressers, he said, are not allowed. Gays and lesbians can join the police force as long as they can meet all the requirements, from examinations to physical training. <span class="acontent"><span class="acontent" /></span></p>
<p>The PNP maintains that homosexuals are welcome to join the police force, provided that they refrain from immoral and indecent behavior.</p>
<p>Here is an interesting photo I found on <a target="_blank" href="http://regardsurlaville.canalblog.com/archives/gay_pride_nantes_2006/index.html">www.regardsurlaville.com</a>:</p>
<div style="text-align: center"><img width="419" height="579" id="image156" alt="Gay Pride Nantes 2006. Regard sur la Ville" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/gay_pride.jpg" /></div>
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		<title>SkyWest airline apologizes to passenger forced to urinate in barf-bag</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who claims he wasn&#8217;t allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up emtpying his bladder in is air-sickness bag.
While on a flight to Salt Lake City on March 7, passenger James Whipple said he had two &#8220;really big beers&#8221; at the Boise, Idaho airport, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who claims he wasn&#8217;t allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up emtpying his bladder in is air-sickness bag.</p>
<p>While on a flight to Salt Lake City on March 7, passenger James Whipple said he had two &#8220;really<img align="right" id="image153" alt="Barf bag from Ars Technica" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/barf-bag.jpg" /> big beers&#8221; at the Boise, Idaho airport, and wanted to use the cabin restroom. The captain had declared  the restroom off-limits during the short flight because a light wasn&#8217;t working. Whipple said he had used the cabin restroom before the plane departed but had to go again and finally reached for the barf bag. He told Salt Lake Tribune newspaper he had no choice.</p>
<p>No other passengers noticed Whipple using the bag but a flight attendant asked him about it and told the captain, who called airport police. Whipple was questioned and took a taxi home.</p>
<p>SkyWest spokeswoman Sabrena Suite-Mangum said the airline sent him a letter of apology and a flight voucher.  SkyWest decided to go ahead with the flight and have the light fixed in Salt Lake City, rather than delaying it or cancelling it for repairs. &#8220;For such a short flight, we really felt we were trying to inconvenience the least number of passengers possible by operating that flight,&#8221; Suite-Mangum added.<br />
© The Canadian Press 2007</p>
<p>News info from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.canada.com/topics/news/oddities/story.html?id=2aee5a6d-e023-4fd3-bd24-7c790c6d393e&#038;k=99668">Canada.com<br />
</a>Photo from<a target="_blank" href="http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2006/7/19/4697"> Ars Technica</a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.canada.com/topics/news/oddities/story.html?id=2aee5a6d-e023-4fd3-bd24-7c790c6d393e&#038;k=99668"><br />
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		<title>Easy math solutions?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got an email from my cousin containing photos of some math tests. Really funny.















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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial">I got an email from my cousin containing photos of some math tests. Really funny.</span></p>
<div style="text-align: center"><img id="image146" alt="Math quiz and solution 1" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/math1.jpg" /></div>
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<p><img width="437" height="344" id="image147" alt="Math quiz and solution 2" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/math2.jpg" /></div>
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		<title>Coin slot/butt cleavage cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fiona</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What is a coin slot? According to wikipedia:
Buttock cleavage is minor exposure of the buttocks and the gluteal cleft between them, often because of low-slung trousers. Historically the &#8220;coin slot&#8221; (or &#8220;builder&#8217;s bum&#8221; or &#8220;plumber&#8217;s crack&#8221;) has been associated with overweight plumbers (due to their frequent working position exposing the area). It is sometimes associated [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is a coin slot? According to wikipedia:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Buttock cleavage</strong> is minor exposure of the <a title="Buttocks" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttocks">buttocks</a> and the <a title="Gluteal cleft" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluteal_cleft">gluteal cleft</a> between them, often because of low-slung trousers. Historically the &#8220;<a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(buttocks)">coin slot</a>&#8221; (or &#8220;builder&#8217;s bum&#8221; or &#8220;plumber&#8217;s crack&#8221;) has been associated with overweight plumbers (due to their frequent working position exposing the area). It is sometimes associated with unattractive overweight men in genera. However, such cleavage has also been portrayed as attractive, such as with <a title="Salma Hayek" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salma_Hayek">Salma Hayek</a>&#8217;s character in the film <em><a title="Wild Wild West" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Wild_West">Wild Wild West</a></em>.</p></blockquote>
<div style="text-align: center"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/funny%2Bcommercial/video/x2oti_coinslot"><img alt="Lindsay Lohan's coin slot" id="image144" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/coin-slot.JPG" /></a></div>
<blockquote><p>In the early <a title="2000s in fashion" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000s_in_fashion">2000s</a> it became <a title="Fashion" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fashion">fashionable</a> for young women and men to expose their <a title="Undergarment" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment">undergarments</a> and buttocks in this way, often in tandem with <a title="Low-rise jeans" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-rise_jeans">low rise jeans</a>.<sup class="reference" id="_ref-Salon_1"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_%28buttocks%29#_note-Salon">[1]</a></sup> <sup class="reference" id="_ref-0"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_%28buttocks%29#_note-0">[2]</a></sup> On <em><a title="Saturday Night Live" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live">Saturday Night Live</a></em>, a <a title="Skit" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skit">skit</a> was aired as a parody TV commercial for a product called <em><a rel="nofollow" title="http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/segments/8902.shtml" class="external text" href="http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/segments/8902.shtml">Neutrogena Coin Slot Cream</a></em>. If the top of a <a title="Thong" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thong">thong</a> undergarment is exposed, the exposure is often called a <em><a title="Whale tail" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail">whale tail</a></em>.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is a fake ad done by Lindsay Lohan on SNL. Click on the photo to see the video.</p>
<p>Info courtesy of <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(buttocks)">Wikipedia </a>
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		<title>Pig adopts tiger cubs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fiona</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this quirky news bit on Ananova. I tried to look for other sources but I couldn&#8217;t find one. Here is the complete article with the photos.

Three abandoned tiger cubs are being nursed by a pig at a zoo in China.

The three Begal tigers reportedly enjoy their playtime with their piglet  foster brothers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this quirky news bit on <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2242217.html?menu=news.quirkies">Ananova</a>. I tried to look for other sources but I couldn&#8217;t find one. Here is the complete article with the photos.</p>
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<p>Three abandoned tiger cubs are being nursed by a pig at a zoo in China.</p>
<div style="text-align: center"><img alt="Three tiger cubs have been adopted by a pig at a zoo in China /Lu Feng. Ananova" id="image141" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/919427.jpg" /></div>
<p>The three Begal tigers reportedly enjoy their playtime with their piglet  foster brothers and sisters.</p>
<p>A spokesman for Chimelong Xiangjiang Safari Park, in Guangzhou City, said the  cubs were rejected by their mother.</p>
<div style="text-align: center"><img alt="The cubs enjoy playing with their piglet foster brothers and sisters /Lu Feng. Ananpva" id="image142" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/919426.jpg" /></div>
<p>&#8220;We tried many ways, including bottle feeding, but the cubs rejected them,&#8221;  he told Information Times.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then we thought, since this is the Chinese Year of the Pig, why don&#8217;t we  find a pig to nurse the hungry babies.&#8221;</p>
<p>The zoo bought a sow who had just given birth and brought her to the zoo with  her newborn piglets.</p>
<p>&#8220;The tigers are tamely sucking the milk, and the sow accepts her three new  sons,&#8221; added the spokesman.</p>
<p>&#8220;We are feeding them meat as well now, and hopefully with the meat supplement  they&#8217;ll grow stronger.&#8221;
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		<title>Ant infestation tests Buddhist monks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buddhist monks in Malaysia, are enduring the sting of red ants because they can&#8217;t kill these ants due to their belief in non-violence. Buddhist monks they are not allowed to kill any living thing. The ants have stung the monks and devotees but the monks cannot lift a finger. They can only hope that the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buddhist monks in Malaysia, are enduring the sting of red ants because they can&#8217;t kill these ants due to their belief in non-violence. <span class="text">Buddhist monks they are not allowed to kill any living thing. The ants have stung the monks and devotees but the monks cannot lift a finger. They can only hope that the ants go away.  </span><br />
Stinging fire ants have infested the Hong Hock See Temple for a year now. One <span class="text">devotee</span> was bitten so badly that  he had to receive hospital treatment.</p>
<p>Boon Keng, the temple&#8217;s hed monk, was quoted by The Star newspaper as  saying that the monks had to &#8220;respect other living things&#8221; in the temple. &#8220;When an ant drops on you, you must not flick it away or blow on it,&#8221; he told  the newspaper. &#8220;If you do, it will bite to hold on. You just have to shake it  off.&#8221;</p>
<div style="text-align: center"><img alt="Boon Keng standing near the Bodhi tree which has a sign warning visitors of the ants at the Hong Hock See temple in Penang." id="image139" src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ants.jpg" /></div>
<p><span class="text">   He said last year, a disciple used a vacuum cleaner to suck up thousands of the ants and released them into the forest. He said that they were able to remove the queen ant but the infestation still persists.</span></p>
<p>The newspaper published a photograph of Boon Keng standing beside a sign at  the temple that read: &#8220;Beware poisonous ants. Do not sit under the tree.&#8221;</p>
<p>News bit and photo courtesy of <a target="_blank" href="http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/3/12/nation/17115654&#038;sec=nation">The Star Online </a>
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		<title>A website for consenting adult sheep?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8220;Dangerous&#8221; Poodle Avoids Death Sentence</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fiona</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A poodle has avoided a death sentence after being labeled a &#8220;dangerous dog.&#8221; The dog bit several people after being adopted last month. Animal control officials of Martin county FL had planned on making the 10-pound dog &#8220;sleep&#8221; but decided on releasing him to Dogs and Cats Forever in Port St. Lucie, where he had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A poodle has avoided a death sentence after being labeled a &#8220;dangerous dog.&#8221; The dog bit several people after being adopted last month. Animal control officials of Martin county FL had planned on making the 10-pound dog &#8220;sleep&#8221; but decided on releasing him to Dogs and Cats Forever in Port St. Lucie, where he had lived before his adoption.<img align="right" id="image136" alt="Fierce looking dog. " src="http://flukenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fiercedog.jpg" /><br />
Johanna Apicella, the director of the no-kill shelter, says the dog reacted negatively to his new home because his new owners may have handled him incorrectly.</p>
<p>A judge had granted a temporary hold on an order to put the dog to death. Before the judge could make an official order, animal control officials released the dog back to the shelter.</p>
<p>The dog&#8217;s release is not an exoneration. He is still called &#8220;dangerous dog.|</p>
<p>News info courtesy of  <a target="_blank" href="http://www.wjxx.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=77217">First Coast News</a></p>
<p>Image courtesy of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.elmbridge.gov.uk/services/environment/dogslost.htm">Elmbridge Borough Council Website</a>
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